Harpoon the Walrus!

2005-03-15T13:26:00.000-08:00

-darren-

finally back from my scouts camp. can finally slp early and have a gd rest. job week was quite fun. for example, it gave me the opportunity to shave michael's legs. muhahaha. everyone shld go see.

from a hairy monster to a completely hairless freak. wat a big difference. haha. now his legs look so empty and are so smooth. haha. and yet he did not thank me. so ungrateful. haha.

oh. i got the process on shaving on video. haha. can see michael being pinned down and shaved. haha. he was a complete wreck. with powder all over his face. melon seeds and leaves in his shirt. and also powder. completely hairless legs. powder in his socks and nail polish on his legs. haha.

he looked soooooo pretty. haha. oh. and he has a crush on mr chan. haha. no lar. we just wrote on his leg that he loved mr chan. haha. such a faithful lover and scout. well, let's just hope michael's hair will not grow too fast. then we can all see him with hairless legs. haha.

that's all for now. will fill you all on more details about michael soon. haha. planning to insert the video into the school montage. haha. so evil.

2005-03-11T21:00:00.000-08:00

-darren-

whoa... seriously ages since i last posted on the blog. like yufen says, the blog is growing mould. haha. wat to do, so many tests, so many assignments. and worse of all, the o's are comin. haiz. 3oth june is like sooooooooo near. shit. haven study. better buck up. zhuang lao shi has been nagging me to get and A1 and she keeps reminding me of my deproving grades. haiz. must do something soon.

cannot let her down. oh ya. tons and tons of holiday hw to do. still got scouts camp. and also lit lessons during the holidays. there goes my holiday. wat to do. last year lao. not goin to study 4 yrs for nothing. so must start studying for o's lao.

ya loh. that's all for now. hope everyone does well for their o's. =)

*to yufen, just relax or u will go mad. haha.*

2005-02-01T16:56:00.000-08:00

-darren-

whoa... so long never post lao... sch has been so hectic... time pass so fast... 1 mth lao... 5 more mths to our mt paper... OMG... can feel butterflies in my stomach... hate exams... esp national exams... last yr at GESS... haiz... next time dunno still can see that annoying yufen or not... haha... love all my friends... few mths left to spend with them... so must appreciate every second left... must work hard for exams... hope we can go same jc... yufen... better polish up yr mt... haha... then go SAJC with me... okay? haha... izzah too... horrible malay of hers... haha...

2005-01-22T23:31:00.000-08:00

-yufen-

haaaaaaaalllloooooooooooooooo.... :D currently talking to darren goh on the phone right now with his severely severly severely NOISY ANNOYING brother in the background...he better not let me see him in school or he's a goner. i'll personally kill him with my bare hands in the most painful manner i can manage.

call this number for FREE HOUSEHOLD MAID willing to slog his bones off to work for you: 90473081 (MADthias)

2005-01-22T21:04:00.000-08:00

-darren (severly annoying oink)-

woke up at 8.10am today. had to crawl out of bed. too tired lah. (izzah, dun call me a pig). slept late lor. anyway, i then went to me izzah to do our cme project. we went to esplanade and took many pics. afterwhich, we went to do the class noticeboard. and take more pictures. haha. then, i went to town again and took neoprint before goin home. oh, and i begged izzah and yufen to buy me the billabong sling bag. haha. as a super belated birthday present. drag 25 days lao lor. u gd izzah. huh. u too yufen. haha. okay, that's all for now.

2005-01-21T23:05:00.000-08:00

-darren (severly annoying oink)-

SELAMAT HARI RAYA HAJI! finally, a public holiday. an opportunity to go out and enjoy myself. the first half of the day was spent using the computer while the other half was spent shopping around town. i managed to get myself a S.H.E calendar and 3 keychains. yeah. spotted two nice billabong shirts and a very very very nice billabong sling bag that cost $60. but then no money lah, cannot buy. haha. shall ask my mum to buy for me. okay, that's all for now. shall post again tml. byebye.

2005-01-20T19:03:00.000-08:00

-severly annoying oink-

today was another typical sch day. nothing interesting happened. we made fun of denise and her dear, marvin. haha. she must be cursing us now. suffering from a hacking cough and a bad sore throat. sigh. wat a way to celebrate hari raya eve. haha. anyway, planning to spend the long wkend catching up on some well-deserved sleep and catching up on my studies. that 's all for now. byebye.

2005-01-20T05:06:00.000-08:00

-*sigh* FINE. dumb oink-

entertaining day today hor? especially for izzah. umm... nothing much to say leh... i had rice with fish, vegetables and meat cake for dinner today... plus a bottle of yakult...im trying to finish it all off so i can get another squishy ball hopefully... i tend to 'kill' things when i love them too much... haha... u get wat i mean izzah? :D

2005-01-20T05:00:00.000-08:00

heyy.. i have apparently been constantly asked to post something on the blog by darren. this is the first time i am posting...and i have to post sum really really really bad news! this is highly irritating, severely annoying and extremely sick! I GOT HIT BY THIS ROUND BALL(DUN THINK DIRTY) WITH ULTIMATE BLACK AND WHITRE "STRIPES". it belongs to mr mui and if ever any one of u out there are having PE under him and he gives u that ball, help me puncture it! i am serious. i got hit on my face the first time, and, it hit my left eye the second time.. although i should be very very thankful that it was not a basketball, the injuries i suffered were kind of bad..so, stay away frm that ball..! it is highly dangerous!! hahaha..

aneway, after school, some of us atayed back to do some class decoration tingy before, denise, darren, shirley, me and ricky(hu joined us a while later) , went to eat at burger king! it was very fun teasing denise nad marvin.. oops! hope she dont visit this blog or she will pretend not to care but deep in her heart, she is, well.."blushing".yufen and darren, u guys get what i mean yeah? i soo should not have said that but hu cares! i am stating the fact. i guess she must be throwing darts at our names or pictures now for causing her utmost shame just now.hahaha.. but that's wat friends are for.. to dig the truth out and understand from facial expressions.hahaha.. well, i guess i have written the longest post..i should stop here.. cyax!!

2005-01-19T01:30:00.000-08:00

my first time posting here.... u know what? i have this strong craving for our school's malay chicken rice... for god knows what reason... haha... (i am NOT pregnant darren. i know what u're thinking you sicko) today was ok... but 4 periods of miss lee is a little too much for me to bear... other than tt we also had pe... bleugh. which we cheated... by the way.... izzah and i just declared yesterday, 18th january anti-mens day again :)

-darren-

2005-01-18T17:31:00.000-08:00

-darren-

today was just another typical school day. maths, eng and lit were okay. we had lots of fun during chem mixing chemicals and unfortunately did not manage to start a fire. haha. during phy, we got back our papers. and THANKS to me izzah actually PASSED. haha. such a miracle. after sch we went for lunch at tbp before finding my mum for money. haha. we then headed home and gossiped along the way. on the bus, we said a joke about jingling. haha. "like who is the world's prettiest gurl? it"s JINGLING." and both me and izzah started laughing. well, i end off the entry here and hope u understand the joke. haha. oh, and i forgot, we founded the oinky oink oink oink company. haha. izzah is the mad oink, yufen is the dumb oink, denise is the violent oink and i am the severly annoying oink. haha.

yufen's particulars

2005-01-17T19:40:00.000-08:00

-darren-

little stupid dimple(yufen). haha. always up to nothing gd. be sure to be on yr guard when near her. she bites and scatches. haha. evil woman. just scatched me a few days ago. however, quite friendly AT TIMES. other than that, be sure TO STAY AWAY FROM HER. haha

izzah's particulars

2005-01-17T19:26:00.000-08:00

-darren-

izzah is a deadly girl. when she is sane, she is alright. but when she goes mad, OMG. u had better run fast. from knives to her nails, she makes use of them all, to ensure that u die a horrible death. haha. her screams can make one go deaf. however, she is not always mad. haha. when she is not, then u can go near her. otherwise, be prepared to collect yr corpse. haha.

2005-01-17T05:36:00.000-08:00

-yufen-

darren you aint no saint urself... haha.. you're worse than a thousand izzahs and yufens... now i got nothing much to say... i'll post again another day... haha...

AND GO CUT UR NAILS LA....